Ye Olde Jalopy Bumper Sticker

Introducing the Ye Olde Jalopy bumper sticker! Perfect for those who drive a car that’s more “vintage” than “classic.” Whether it's held together with duct tape, prayers, or sheer willpower, let the world know your ride is a timeless treasure… even if it barely makes it past the grocery store.

This sticker is a declaration of independence from modernity, featuring an old-timey font that screams “I’m ancient, and I’m proud of it!” Stick it on your car, and watch as pedestrians nod in admiration or sprint in the other direction. Your jalopy might not go fast, but this sticker will have people wondering how you’re still rolling.

Warning: Not responsible for engine sputters, flat tires, or accidental trips to the mechanic. Stick with pride, but maybe don’t try to race anyone.

- Adhesive Vinyl Sticker (gloss finish)
- 9.5" x 2.5"
- Thick, durable, waterproof sticker